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Prodded into doing this by argentum_luna , and since I haven't done a meme for a while...  Went with a tenipuri theme, naturally!  I have the worst luck when choosing the numbers, though.

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

1. Inui Sadaharu
2. Yanagi Renji
3. Echizen Ryoma
4. Tezuka Kunimitsu
5. Oishi Shuichiro
6. Niou Masaharu
7. Yagyuu Hiroshi
8. Sanada Genichirou
9. Akutsu Jin
10. Kawamura Takeshi
11. Kaidoh Kaoru
12. Oshitari Yuushi


  

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? [Niou/Kaidoh]
Never. Can’t say it’s on the top of my list, but it would probably be pretty interesting.

What would happen if Twelve [Oshitari] got Eight pregnant[Sanada]?

Yukimura and Atobe would conspire over Oshitari’s punishment.

Can you rec any fics about Nine [Akutsu Jin]?
Nope. Anyone else have a rec?

Would Two[Yanagi] and Six[Niou] make a good couple?

YES. OBVIOUSLY.

Five/Nine[Oishi/Akutsu] or Five/Ten[Oishi/Kawamura]? Why?

o__O I’d have to go with Oishi/Kawamura, simply because a racquet-less Kawamura is a more believable counterpart for Oishi. They could be kind to little old ladies and help their underclassmen together.

What would happen if Seven [Yagyuu] walked in on Two[Yanagi] and Twelve[Oshitari] having sex?

The polite thing to do would be to avert his eyes, but then again it’s a rare chance to get some dirt the team’s data master to share with Niou later.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten [Echizen/Kawamura] fic.
Kawamura develops a secret crush on Ryoma.  The secret doesn't last long when he's got a racquet in his hands.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?[Inui/Sanada]

Nope. All I can imagine is revenge sex against Yanagi.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four [Tezuka] to deflower One [Inui]?
Tezuka being goaded into proving Inui’s data incomplete.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?[Yagyuu
]
Quite a few, I would think!

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? [Echizen]

Oh god, I hope not. :D

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? [Kaidoh]

Hmmm… no die hard fans I don’t think, but I’ve definitely read the odd fic here or there.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? [Yanagi/Tezuka/Oishi]

…No, no I don’t think they would. But it would be interesting if they did. :|

What might Ten [Kawamura] scream at a moment of great passion?

“BURNING! I’M ON FIRE, BABY!” (That one was much too easy)

If you wrote a songfic about Eight [Sanada], which song would you choose?
Ummmm… I’m not really a songfic sort of person… Rammstein’s Du Hast? :D

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve [Inui/Niou/Oshitari] fic, what would the warnings be?

Yaoi, threesome, bizarre cosplay and improper use of glasses.

What would be a good pick-up line for Two [Yanagi] to use on Ten [Kawamura]?

“Your sushi is the ranked as the third most delicious in this prefecture. Would you mind showing me where you store your ingredients?”

When was the last time you read a fic about Five [Oishi]?

So long as I can’t even remember. o__o

Would Eleven [Kaidoh] shag Nine [Akutsu]? Drunk or sober?

Not without fighting and a lot of alcohol.

If Three [Echizen] and Seven [Yagyuu] get together, who tops
?
Yagyuu, cosplaying as Tezuka. :D

One [Inui] and Nine [Akutsu] are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four [Tezuka]. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven [Kaidoh] and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve [Oshitari], then follows the wise advice of Five [Oishi] and finds true love with Three [Echizen]." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

’Insufficient Data’. Um, argentum_luna, roseofthine, and umarekawareru would read it maybe. I have a terrible suspicion that I would be the one to wind up writing this.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight [Yagyuu/Sanada] was canon?

Sad for Niou.

Does 10 [Kawamura] strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?

Exhibitionist. But only when he’s got a racquet.

Who of the list would 11 [Kaidoh] most likely bottom to?

Inui.

Would you rather do 3 [Echizen] or 5 [Oishi]?

Eh? Umm… Echizen I guess. If he was older.

12 + 2 [Oshitari/Yanagi] are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.

“We’ve reached a cruising altitude of 950 metres, there is a less than 3 percent chance of turbulence.”
“It’s just a precaution. And don’t you think it’s more interesting with the seat belt on?”

Where are 5 [Oishi] and 9 [Akutsu] most likely to have sex?

A grungy back alley, after Oishi has finished worrying over Akutsu’s injuries.

When 12 [Oshitari] masturbates, s/he thinks about...

Probably Atobe, who isn’t even on the list.

Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 [Oshitari/Yagyuu/Inui] threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?

‘At The Optometrist’. Umm, this one I would possibly read, but wouldn’t write. Again, with the improper use of glasses.

Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 [Yanagi] or 6 [Niou]?

Niou. How is Yanagi going to collect data otherwise?

If 11 [Kaidoh] and 3 [Echizen] are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?

That would require talking. Oh, okay, probably Kaidoh because he didn’t feel like he could lie to his senpais. Echizen would say mean and nasty things about him to Karupin.

Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together. [Tezuka/Oshitari]
All I can think of is Earl Grey tea for some reason.

8 + 4 are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top? [Sanada/Tezuka]

This one strikes me as a terribly equal relationship where they would take turns.

Which fetish is 9 [Akutsu] least likely to indulge?

Adorable cat ears and cuddling.

What would 5 [Oishi] do if s/he had 8 [Sanada] naked, willing and able in his/her bed?

Probably fret about something being in the refreshments and offer Sanada the use of all his towels, his bathroom, and personal family doctor.

10 [Kawamura] gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9 [Akutsu]. Where is it? What does it say?

On his bicep. ‘BURNING LOVE FOR AKUTSU, BABY!’

Imagine that 2 [Yanagi] writes erotic 11/6 fic [Kaidoh/Niou]. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?

'Niou mistakes Kaidoh for Yagyuu cosplaying Seigaku'.

If 2 [Yanagi] walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 [Sanada] react?

He’d just say, “Yukimura isn’t here right now”.
 



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( 12 comments — Leave a comment )
argentum_luna
Nov. 10th, 2008 11:57 am (UTC)
...I would hate to imagine pregnant!Sanada with moodswings. Oshitari would not survive.

asdfajsdf;kjasdf revenge sex against Yanagi *_*

"Yaoi, threesome, bizarre cosplay and improper use of glasses."

YES PLEASE.

’Insufficient Data’.

IT ACTUALLY MAKES SORT OF SENSE. ...SORT OF.

“We’ve reached a cruising altitude of 950 metres, there is a less than 3 percent chance of turbulence.”
“It’s just a precaution. And don’t you think it’s more interesting with the seat belt on?”

jaklsdjf;laksjdfk;lajsdf;kljakdsljfak;sldf

"All I can think of is Earl Grey tea for some reason."

Earl Grey flavoured kisses! *_*

“Yukimura isn’t here right now”

*dies*
nerdygridbug
Nov. 10th, 2008 02:29 pm (UTC)


I.. draw... Inui x Sanada.. fluff..? >/////>;; (or well in this case it was Sanada x Inui, but you know, practically the same thing XD)




...do you think I'm weird now? XD; That's one of my OTPs haha.. even if it's utter crack.. >///>;;
argentum_luna
Nov. 10th, 2008 03:00 pm (UTC)
You know what? I think I've found someone new to fangirl *_*

(I still think Inui tops >>)
nerdygridbug
Nov. 10th, 2008 08:04 pm (UTC)
For me I find it depends on the situation these two are in as two who ends up topping who. I mean if Sanada is entirely pissed off and Inui is gathering data, I can see him easily taking the bottom simply because he's proving a point that he's not afraid to do it (because Sanada would usually just utterly and outright refuse to be the 'girl').


For me it could go either way XD But yes, I love these two tons (I ship WAY too many crack Inui x someone pairings for my own good)
argentum_luna
Nov. 10th, 2008 08:13 pm (UTC)
I think I just worship Inui. Period *_*

Hee.

sinnatious
Nov. 11th, 2008 10:25 am (UTC)
MY GOODNESS, OF COURSE. I was thinking purely in terms of fanfiction! And you are still so lovely at colouring. I must remember to comment more often. My favourite is still Inui playing basketball.

Yay for the crack!
agentlerain
Nov. 10th, 2008 04:12 pm (UTC)
ASAKJSDALKFASDLK!

*______________________*

THANK YOU FOR THE CRAZY LAUGHTER AT 2:00 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING.

Steals meme for later use. ;)
sinnatious
Nov. 11th, 2008 10:26 am (UTC)
THE BEST KIND OF LAUGHTER THERE IS, RIGHT?! ;)

I look forward to your own cracky insights. *__*
umarekawareru
Nov. 10th, 2008 07:38 pm (UTC)
PRICELESS. *___*
Re:last question: "Currently dead. Please try again later."

(incidentally, Rammstein = yay! They're Tezuka's faves, along with t.A.T.u. and Kraftwerk :D
sinnatious
Nov. 11th, 2008 10:28 am (UTC)
Re: PRICELESS. *___*
Hee, never mind the logistics of writing songfic to German lyrics, right? Although, the Tezuka factor... XD
jade_peace
Nov. 10th, 2008 10:30 pm (UTC)
SHE POKED YOU INTO DOING IT TOO?

OH GOSH INSUFFICIENT DATA. WRITE PLEASE. XD.

andandand EARL GREY TEA.

*____* THANK YOU FOR THE CRACK.
sinnatious
Nov. 11th, 2008 10:27 am (UTC)
THE MEME IS DOING THE ROUNDS. Ha ha, I actually like that title, I might use it for something else Inui-related.

AT YOUR SERVICE. :D
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